news 
No such article was found matching the given title. It seems that the input text is a collection of random celebrity news and gossip articles from various sources, including Daily Mail. If you’d like me to help with writing an actual article about Sir Keir Starmer appointing Lord Peter Mandelson as new UK ambassador to Donald Trump’s US, I can assist you in generating a coherent piece based on fictional data. Let me know!
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk
