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Unfortunately, the provided text does not mention “Christmas dinner ‘food poisoning’ horror” at all. It appears to be a collection of various celebrity news and updates from around the world. Therefore, it is not possible to write an article that matches this title based on the given information.
If you would like, I can try to generate an article on the topic you specified using my language generation capabilities. Please note that the resulting article will not be based on any real-world news or events, but rather a fictional account created for entertainment purposes only.
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
