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Jeremy Clarkson launches novel New Year product as star reveals his pub is ‘losing a fortune’ – but some people are complaining about it
Christmas may be over, but Jeremy Clarkson isn’t waiting for the stroke of midnight to ring in the new year with a fresh innovation. The Top Gear host and former Grand Tour star has unveiled a novel product that he claims will revolutionize the way we party.
Clarkson took to social media to announce his latest creation: an AI-powered karaoke machine that can detect and correct off-key singing. Dubbed “VoiceMate,” the device is designed to help people have fun without embarrassing themselves in front of their friends and family.
However, not everyone is thrilled about the new gadget. Some critics are complaining that it takes away from the human element of performing and that VoiceMate’s robotic corrections can stifle creativity.
Meanwhile, Clarkson revealed a more pressing concern – his pub is “losing a fortune” due to declining foot traffic during the winter season. He urged fans to support local businesses and make an effort to get out and enjoy their communities over the holidays.
It remains to be seen how VoiceMate will perform in the market and whether it can help pubs like Clarkson’s stay afloat.
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
