
Boris Johnson: Meghan Markle’s Netflix Cooking Show Trailer Has Me Off My Knees!
The PM’s cooking skills are lacking! Just when we should be celebrating our great nation’s finest exports, we’re instead forced to endure the Duchess of Sussex’s questionable culinary abilities. I mean, seriously, have a look at that trailer! It’s like something out of a dodgy 90s cooking show.
And don’t even get me started on the decor – it’s like she raided a charity shop and then decorated the set with whatever she found lying around. And those prices in the background? More than I earn in a year!
Just when we should be showing the world that Britain is still a force to be reckoned with, we’re instead forced to endure this… this… abomination. Pathetic, craven, and defeatist doesn’t even begin to describe it.
And what’s with the sudden interest in cooking? Is this really what we’ve come to? A former actress turned domestic goddess? I mean, I get it, she’s trying to find her new purpose in life after leaving the royal family behind, but must she take on our entire nation’s culinary traditions?
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk