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Title: Royal Mail’s second-class delivery service to be scrapped on Saturdays in effort to hit targets
In shocking news, Royal Mail has announced that they will be discontinuing their second-class delivery service on Saturdays starting immediately. The drastic measure is part of an effort to meet their ambitious targets and increase productivity.
A source close to the company revealed that the decision was made after a thorough review of their operations, which showed that Saturday deliveries were not as efficient as they had initially hoped. Despite the initial excitement among customers about having their mail delivered on Saturdays, it became clear that the increased workload actually hindered their ability to meet their goals.
“We understand this may come as a disappointment to some of our loyal customers,” said a Royal Mail spokesperson. “However, we are committed to providing the best possible service, and unfortunately, Saturday deliveries have become an obstacle in achieving that goal.”
While second-class delivery services will no longer be available on Saturdays, customers can still expect their usual Monday-to-Friday service to continue uninterrupted.
It seems that even the royal treatment of mail cannot escape the pressure to perform better.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk
