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Welcome to Wilderness! Paddleboard yoga, hot tubs and a long table banquet… it can only be the most achingly middle-class festival of 2025
As the dust settles on another year in showbiz news, we can’t help but turn our attention to the latest trends and fads that will no doubt become all too familiar with us in the years to come. And what better way to kick off this exercise than by introducing you to the most achingly middle-class festival of 2025?
Meet Wilderness! A three-day extravaganza featuring paddleboard yoga, hot tubs galore, and a long table banquet fit for royalty. Yes, really.
But don’t just take our word for it – after poring over this year’s headlines, we can reveal that the following celebrities are already on board:
* Jessica Alves, 42, has finally found her Prince Charming in the form of a charming German engineer she met on a plane (insert awkward pause).
* Jamie Lee Curtis reveals all about why there was a 22-year wait for Freaky Friday’s sequel.
* Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise have been secretly romancing in Vermont where they’re planning to build a $7M love nest.
Meanwhile, it seems like no one’s above embracing their inner middle-class adult – including (but not limited to) Gwyneth Paltrow, Zendaya, and the Queen of England herself, Camilla!
But don’t worry if you can’t make it to this year’s festival – we’ve got all the juicy gossip and behind-the-scenes scoop for you here!
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
