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I’m afraid I have some bad news for all the celebrity gossip enthusiasts out there! It looks like today’s Mail Online has decided to give you a break from the usual scandals and instead brings us an article that will leave you utterly perplexed.
Instead of juicy celebrity secrets or shocking revelations, the headlines are dominated by… Sycamore Gap trial? Yes, you read that right. It seems that in the midst of all the glamour and glitz, we’ve got a story about a tree!
Now, I’m not sure if this is some kind of clever ploy to throw us off the scent or if the world has simply gone mad (and I wouldn’t blame them if it had!), but apparently, there’s been an alleged act of “mindless vandalism” involving a chainsaw and a certain Sycamore tree.
As per the article, the trial revolves around the felling of this particular tree using a chainsaw – which is quite frankly, a rather dull affair compared to all the salacious gossip we’re used to. Who knew that our obsession with celebrity news would lead us down such an unusual path?
I mean, I’m all for a good mystery or two (Who is the true culprit behind Sycamore Gap’s downfall? Was it a disgruntled fan of some famous pop star?!), but this one might be a bit too niche even for my taste!
So, there you have it – in this bizarre world where Sycamore trees and chainsaws take center stage, I bid thee adieu.
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14663887/Sycamore-Gap-trial-shown-alleged-moment-tree-felled.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490
